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doesn't matter
i'd slice them all in half

who the hell is roman?

[bigsmile]

nice!

don't know, but they said the last party was a roman party. still not found who he is but i will.


would you rather be forced to sing to every song you hear or dance to them?

[berrying]

oh
that party where people kept trying to fan me and feed me grapes even when i was trying to take a nap?
decent party

i don't really sing or dance
do you?

[bigsmile]

yeah they wanted me to feed other people but i kept eating them. not that they said anything.

doesn't matter, you got to choose one! that's the point!
and i can dance!

("Dance" is such a strong word.....)

[berrying]

( he liked this game better when luffy was letting him give cop-out answers!! )

sing
i guess
but no i'm not singing in front you so don't even ask

[bigsmile]

(Zoro can probably feel Luffy's glee from there at that answer.)

i want to see one day.
isn't sword fighting like dancing?
anyway ok you ask me something.

(Even if Luffy has all the cards he's still going to make the offer.)

[berrying]

i had that thought but didn't want to dishonor the good name of swordsmen everywhere if i had to shake my ass while wielding the wado

( zoro wrinkles his nose, ponders.

laughs when he thinks of it. )

me or the cook

( evil!!! )

[bigsmile]

(The mental image is enough to even have Luffy laughing.
And imagining.
He'll never watch Zoro fighting the same way again.)

you or sanji what? can you cook?

[berrying]

( can zoro cook? )

kinda

( no. )

i mean if you had to keep one of us on the merry and throw the other into the ocean never to be seen again
who would you save

( there's no way this backfires...... right?? )

[bigsmile]

( Luffy isn't even going to entertain it. Choose someone to throw overboard? Never ever. )

you're both so great in different ways. i would throw myself overboard before i did something so awful. especially to my first mate.

[berrying]

( damnit, luffy. )

i thought the rules were you have to pick one

( but zoro doesn't really give a shit, anyway, since this is luffy's game. )

i'm pretty sure we would kill each other trying to be the first to jump in after you to save you

[bigsmile]

yeah but i'm captain i make the rules.

but really. i could never choose, all of you are my crew, my friends, i could never prioritise anyone like that. it's good to know you'd jump in after me.

then again.

sanji does cook the best food. we might starve if we pushed him overboard.